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FUNNY VALENTINE’S DAY MESSAGES

By on January 22, 2016
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Valentine’s day, a day when everybody expresses their sincere feelings.

But why so serious?

Just chill and here are few funny quotes for your valentine.

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My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.

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For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.

What does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

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If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

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Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.

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I do not want any sugar candies

I do not want any heart shaped chocolates

As I am on a diet this year

You can buy me a solitaire ring

A ring that will go all bling

I mean what I say

Wish you a happy Valentine’s Day!

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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I need to fall in love as soon as possible

I think I need to have so many problems

Because since a long time I haven’t had any

Please shower me with some

14th feb is the perfect occasion for it

I mean to fall in love

Wishing a happy Valentine’s Day to you!

A real confession made on valentines,

I swear I love you more than my dog

I swear I love you more than my sleep

Swear I love you so deep

I swear I love you more than my iPhone too

This is enough to prove my love for you

Wishing you a happy Valentine’s Day!

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Are you sad on being alone this Valentine’s Day,

Ok now just think that who loves you on other

Days of the year,

Haha.. Just have a lovely day

As it’s the Valentine’s Day,

Happy Valentine’s Day to you!

I just want to confess one thing today

That you are my valentine for the day

Yes, I mean when I say

That I love you every way

So congrats on being my first repetitive valentine for the day

Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day!

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If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine’s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year

Love does not need a price tag

It certainly does not need a price to say

It does not need a reason

Or any season come what may

Love needs connection of heart

Is all about this day

Wishing a very happy Valentine’s Day!

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